yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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