i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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