How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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