im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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