Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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