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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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