Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I need a beard to bite.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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