Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
