your room smells of hookers.
And success
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
She's the barista slut.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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