i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
