Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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