his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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