I like to think it a success when the cops are called
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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