As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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