I'm lost and stupid without you.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
