So drunk its hurt
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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