I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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