Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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