with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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