the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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