so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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