You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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