Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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