And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Randomize
