butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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