big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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