Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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