drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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