Please don't use social media to get back at me.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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