She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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