Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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