If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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