Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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