Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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