so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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