the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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