It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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