Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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