My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I am available for nakedness
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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