okay pat passed out under dana's car
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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