More tranny stories later!
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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