I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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