i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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