looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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