It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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