More tranny stories later!
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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