Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
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