You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
then he tried to convert me to islam
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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