he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Randomize
