Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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