normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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