I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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