you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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