Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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