No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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