My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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